What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 04:09

Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do you view men and women who cheat?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
—
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ NEW WOMAN - analysis ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
Just Forget it!
No go.
Loons and Moons
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
No, not a chance
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?